I love this sense of humour it reminds me of the saying " I love being crazy it stops me from going mad"
First off the KH is not a place of worship by any stretch of the imagination, a sales meeting room yes, an indoctrination centre yes, a meeting room for bigots yes.They should have a closed sign on the door " minds closed"
Another idea would be to find out the date of birth of a frequenter to the sales hall and string a banner across the entrance with their name on it " HAPPY BIRTHDAY congratulations on reaching the big 40 " or whatever their age maybe.
I do not think anybody who knows the truth about the Witless cult can find anything in it to respect .They have never earned any respect in over a hundred years.